20aliens:

From Lifeguard Station 26 / #15, 1999by John Humble

20aliens:

From Lifeguard Station 26 / #15, 1999
by John Humble

(via r-asp)


bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via theelephantlovemedley)


sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via humorking)


imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

(via hotboyproblems)


actuallybatman:

jaggedcliffs:

Another one? I thought we were done after Jude Law!

“Robert you don’t even clean up after Mark Ruffalo, you are not bringing home another one.”

(via feltontom)


prettiestcaptain:

it happened again, I’m sorry

(via lvdsmartin)


livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

yellow-turtle:

obsessionisaperfume:

ssjdebusk:

oh look # he loves humanity # but isnt IN love # theres a difference (via zerostumbleine33)

OH MY CHUCK. *collapses laughing*

Gadreel only loves humanity platonically.  They’re just friends.

he likes humanity, but he doesn’t like-like humanity

(via wayward-orphans)


"There was some debate whether to have this moment of memory loss. But it just works so well, in terms of [how] everything is being taken from Steve. Even his one friend is ceasing to exist before his eyes."

Captain America: The Winter Soldier audio commentary by directors Joe and Anthony Russo and writers Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely

(via deadgirlshoes)


Closing your eyes isn’t going to change anything. Nothing’s going to disappear just because you can’t see what’s going on. In fact, things will even be worse the next time you open your eyes. That’s the kind of world we live in. Keep your eyes wide open. Only a coward closes his eyes. Closing your eyes and plugging up your ears won’t make time stand still.
 Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via stxxz)

(via teen-despondency)


piggyazalea:

sharkeisha:

a lot of people are STILL asking me how Iggy Azalea is racist and homophobic so i’m just going to make a proper post 

in addition to all of this she also calls herself a “slave master” at 0:06 in this video

the amount of notes on this post

(via wayward-orphans)